pleatedjeans:

cat falls asleep in water. [via][video]

internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

(via)

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

OH GOD IT LEARNS SO CUTELY

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collegehumor:

P*ssy Magnet

All positive, no negative here.  

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

ghostadventure:

callmekitto:

YOU CAN’T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS shit dead end

that caption i’m crying

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY